Hillary Nutcracker

The Hillary Clinton Nutcracker cracks the toughest nuts. An introductory price of $19.95 puts the Hillary Nutcracker in your hands. Order now for the Holidays and to insure you'll have Hillary-cracked nuts for those primary parties.

It's easy to use. Step 1: put nut between stainless steel thighs. Step 2: squeeze! Each Hillary Nutcracker comes in a handsome gift box.